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Two recent things, Vorkosigan Saga and Fallen London:


it’s like connecting the dots — 7,900 words, Vorkosigan Saga, Gregor Vorbarra/Byerly Vorrutyer, porn with a dash of plot (interrupted under-desk cock warming, ft. politics and a little romance).

By could think and suck cock at the same time; he wouldn’t have been much good at his job if he couldn’t.

In which Byerly solves political problems while in a compromising position.

Obligatory language comment about this fic: I managed to work in a translated Russian movie quotation that’s often used colloquially, in a way which is both a) accurate to how it can be used in Russian (which is why I wanted it there, I was writing the dialogue and was like, actually, you know, the most proper reply here would be «Птица Говорун отличается умом и сообразительностью»—) AND b) makes sense in the context of the English conversation, despite lacking the memetic frame of reference that makes it usable in Russian. The ultimate bilingual win, may some Russian-speaker someday run across it and have a laugh:

When they parted from the kiss By said, “My word,” rather breathlessly. “Was that my reward for helping to uncover potential embezzlement of Imperial funds?”

“Something like that.” They were still standing very close together, Gregor’s hands framing By’s waist. The edge of Gregor’s mouth quirked up. “You do such a fine job of playing the strutting peacock, one could almost forget you’re not just a pretty face.”

“Oh, no. The talking bird is set apart by its wit and reasoning skills, don’t you know.”

“I’d say you’re a very high-maintenance talking bird, but you do appear to be earning your keep.” By was thoroughly charmed to discover that viewed at close range the corners of Gregor’s eyes creased when he smiled, for all that his habitually stern face had no laugh lines. […]

Also, the real-world scandal my friend suggested to me when I was like “I need something to knock off for this fic because my ability to come up with an embezzlement scandal from scratch is in the negatives” was the Crédit Mobilier scandal concerning the Union Pacific Railroad in the 1860s, which I don’t think I’d ever heard about before (or else it may have been mentioned in passing in a history class and then forgotten). What a wild ride of a Wikipedia entry!


You will leave Irem. — 1,200 words, Fallen London, The Player & The Youthful Naturalist, major spoilers for all three endings of Evolution.

Three ways of departing Irem.

(Or: whatever choice you make at the crossroads, you make it out of love.)

I rarely do anything so short-form so it was an interesting challenge to do this little coda, where every sentence really had to count and sound exactly right! (Not that this is actually any different from my approach to anything else, but in this instance it did feel almost nearer to assembling a poem, or something.) The Julian of Norwich quotation that Fallen London is so fond of using—all shall be well, and all manner of thing shall be well—made for the perfect double-meaning at the end, most satisfying.

My no. 1 comment to Azie as I was writing this was, how I love that English allows you to say things like, “you will have done what you will do”! Russian with its three total tenses simply cannot compete, you just can’t attain this level of specificity in that language. Not that Russian (or indeed English) strictly needs it, obviously, but I do absolutely love that English allows it, and it’s highly appropriate in this fic: in Fallen London everything that takes place in Irem is written in the future tense, so the fic’s “present” is in the future, but it also looks to a further future wherein you’re looking back towards that “present” in retrospect… People can complain about English being a horrible zombie language all they like, it remains a source of unending delight TO ME, etc.

New fic, finally!

Mar. 8th, 2026 10:39 pm
chanter1944: a Pringles can with the words 'you can't write just one' written across it (drabbles are like pringles)
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This one took absolute ages to finish, but here it finally is. :D

Difficulties Keeping To Myself (2884 words) by Chanter
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sabrina Raincomprix & original kwami character, Sabrina Raincomprix & Roger Raincomprix, Sabrina Raincomprix & Chloe Bourgeois
Characters: Sabrina Raincomprix, Original Kwami Character - Character, Roger Raincomprix (mentioned), Chloé Bourgeois (mentioned)
Additional Tags: Friendship, Boundary Issues, Developing Friendship, agency, Family, relationship discussion, discussion of polyamory, platonic relationship discussion, Chloé Bourgeois's A+ interpersonal skills, Sabrina Raincomprix's iffy interpersonal skills, Character Growth, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Nonbinary Character(s), Monkey!Sabrina Raincomprix, Season 4 Spoilers, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
Series: Part 5 of Alterna-wielder and -kwami Vignettes
Summary:

"Sabrina? Ree? Do you know that--I mean, not that it's a requirement, ick, but that it is possible--not definite, but possible--for human hearts to be shared?"

Not everyone accepts a Miraculous immediately.

Cheerful Tumblr nonsense

Mar. 8th, 2026 11:56 am
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Recently I made:

• A gifset of Babylon 5 hugs
• A Londo & G'Kar text/image collage

Obviously these are wildly full of spoilers.

A little nattering about giffing on Tumblr again )
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Three more older vids crossposted to AO3 in the last few days:

Waking Up in Vegas (Greatest American Hero) from 2021 - original DW post with a brief show manifesto as well. (I don't think the Youtube links still work, however.)

Landsailor (Star Wars OT) from 2015 - original DW post from when I made this right after the new movie came out.

Odds Are (Lethal Weapon movies) from Festivids 2015 - original DW post and original Festivids post from back when the exchange was anonymously posted on DW by the mods rather than run through AO3.

I've been checking the embeds and download links as I go, but let me know if you notice anything not working.

Fic: Umbrellas

Mar. 7th, 2026 08:48 am
philomytha: Photo of Conrad Veidt from The Spy in Black (Conrad veidt)
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Late last year I saw a prompt on tumblr for EvS PTSD fic, and I wrote most of this, and then when I came back to it to write the ending, it took off at an entirely unexpected tangent due to me making the mistake of doing some research about film history. So here it is: Biggles, EvS, trauma and Bond Girls.

Title: Umbrellas
Content: trauma, hurt/comfort, Biggles's opinion of James Bond, 1900 words
Summary: One of Biggles's dinners with von Stalhein goes a little off-script.

Umbrellas )

Two longish Babylon 5 fic recs

Mar. 6th, 2026 09:39 pm
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I still have intentions of doing some proper rec posts of all the excellent fic that I read during my initial reading dive into the AO3 tags last spring/summer, but - since apparently that's not happening yet, I may as well start reccing as I go.

These are a couple of longer fics that I marked for later on my initial sweep through the archive and finally remembered to go back and read. One season one genfic, one late-season explicit fic in which I'm sure the main pairing will surprise no one.

Two recs )

spies, romance and mystery

Mar. 5th, 2026 09:43 pm
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A Perfect Spy (BBC 1987)
An adaptation of the Le Carré book, and unusually for Le Carré I could follow what was going on the whole time. It helps that it wasn't particularly twisty as plots go, and it was really a psychological exploration of Magnus Pym, where he comes from and how his relationship with his father made him into a perfect spy and then into a double agent, rather than complicated spy shenanigans as such. And it did this very well, with a slow steady journey through Magnus's life from start to end. Also it was devastatingly slashy: Axel and Magnus were just absurdly in love with each other and the show absolutely leaned into this far more than I would have expected for something made in 1987. Poppy and Sir Magnus, my poor heart. I shall have to read the book.

The German Secret Service, Walter Nicolai
This was a fascinating piece of history. Walter Nicolai was the head of German military intelligence during World War I, and he published this book in 1924 about his work. And it's an intensely, hilariously biased narrative, also full of Nicolai's fairly predictable prejudices. The way Nicolai tells it, WW1 was just not playing fair and the virtuous, noble, honourable Germans had everyone else ganging up on them in a very mean way for no reason at all and when Germans wanted to do things honourably and properly they had to contend with everyone else cheating and making unfair kinds of war with trenches and blockades which cruelly prevented the Germans from doing what they were good at and winning outright. But along with all that is a really comprehensive overview of the entire German intelligence system and also the various Entente Powers' intelligence systems and how they interacted. Nicolai lays out the different theatres of the intelligence aspects of WW1 in Europe - he doesn't go into the wider world elements - and discusses the differences between the Russian, British, French, Belgian and American intelligence networks and what they focused on and where they operated, and the measures he took to counter them. He focuses more on this than on how the German system was operating, for all that it claims to be a book about the German secret service it's more a book about catching enemy spies than about what German spies were up to, though he does talk a lot about how difficult it was to get spies out of Germany anyway when there were hostile countries on all sides. But I spent a lot of time laughing at how he kept turning absolutely everything into a propaganda argument for how much better Germans are than everyone else, even things like the significant number of Germans who were induced to spy on their own country he makes into a virtue by carefully explaining that these German traitors were utterly faithful to their new masters, loyal and reliable and provided really valuable intel and didn't ask for large sums of payment, and so as well as being the best at everything else, they were also the best double agents!

A Company of Swans, Eva Ibbotson
Harriet Morton runs away from her oppressive bigoted father and miserly aunt to join a ballet company going on tour up the Amazon river to the newly prosperous Brazilian city of Manaus. Like all the other Ibbotsons I've read, once I'd started this it whisked me along to the end without really drawing breath, it's a delightful experience to read. The characters are gorgeous, the romance is lovely, the descriptions of Harriet blossoming in her new life are a joy and the whole thing was a tremendous ride. I did find the various misunderstandings a trifle contrived, Ibbotson is quite fond of the sort of misunderstandings that cause total disaster for the characters but could have been averted with ten seconds of conversation - though she did lampshade it a bit with the Romeo and Juliet feather motif - but I loved the characters and narrative voice and the storytelling overall so much that I just rolled my eyes at those parts and carried on happily anyway.

Magic Flutes, Eva Ibbotson
In the aftermath of WW1, an Austrian princess is working backstage at the opera while her elderly aunts arrange the sale of their castle to a fantastically wealthy English industrialist, who wants to impress the woman he still loves despite the fact that she previously turned him down for being too poor and unknown. Lots of fun here, with the opera company being fantastically, hilariously and vividly described, the elderly aunts are an utter joy, and of course everyone nearly ends up married to the wrong person before a bit of subterfuge sorts it all out.

A Song for Summer, Eva Ibbotson
This one was particularly good. Ellen, raised by three determined suffragettes, unfortunately enjoys cooking more than attempting to train in a profession, so she swaps university for cooking college and then takes a job as matron of an experimental school in Austria in 1938. Here she takes on a deeply chaotic school full of troubled children whose wealthy parents don't want them around, with all of Ibbotson's usual fantastic characters, and also the mysterious groundsman Marek who is pruning trees and looking after animals in between disappearing on mysterious jobs into Nazi Germany, and refusing to participate in any music whatsoever. I won't spoil the plot, but Ibbotson doesn't follow the strict romance novel rules of the other books quite so much here and I really liked how it all worked out.

Death On Ice, R.O. Thorpe
A fun contemporary murder mystery with a Golden Age vibe. Our heroes are twins, both marine biologists, who are going on a joint luxury cruise/scientific expedition to the Arctic, when one of their shipmates turns up messily dead. The Arctic luxury cruise ship recreates all the best things about a traditional country house murder mystery, with the structured formality, enforced interaction and fancy settings, and this very much had the country house mystery feel to it. The plot was a bit involved in places, but the story overall was great fun, the characters were well drawn and I did not figure out whodunnit before the reveal - though unfortunately I also did not have the 'oh, OF COURSE' sense you get in a really well constructed murder mystery. Still, I'd definitely read another of this series, and I believe there is one, so that's all to the good.

(movies) ballerina (2025)

Mar. 1st, 2026 03:43 am
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We finally got around to watching the latest John Wick installment, Ballerina (2025)!

Given how great Wick chapters 2 through 4 were we naturally had high hopes, but what ended up being the real delight of this film is how it treats its female lead, and especially how it dresses its female lead. I can honestly say that this is the only action movie I have ever seen where a female lead gets to dress badass in exactly the same way that a male lead gets to dress badass, as opposed to either a) femme fatale shit or b) Sexy Paramilitary. You know how people used to be like, “I wish we could have female James Bond, but not the way the movies would inevitably do this, just, everything is literally exactly the same, but James Bond is played by a woman”? James Bond may never have the balls, but apparently John Wick of all things does, because Eve Macarro spends 90% of this film dressed exactly like Keanu Reeves, murdering like Keanu Reeves, and, for the most part, being treated by the narrative like Keanu Reeves, which is not at all what I was expecting. I had been sure that we’d get something in the vein of Rina Sawayama in Wick 4—who was phenomenal, and I can’t imagine a cooler first-ever-film-role for someone to have, but who was definitely still doing those spectacular fight sequences in sexy elven archer armor while Keanu Reeves was in his usual black suit.

I have just never seen a female lead in an action movie about whom it is possible to have the “I want to be that” reaction before! Absolutely female power fantasy material. And seeing as, in the year of our lord 2k26, at the age of thirty-something, I can still count the number of actual female power fantasies I have encountered in the media ON ONE HAND (three. This film perhaps makes three, and one of those doesn’t even really count, because Mass Effect was literally written about a male character and then they decided to add a female voiceover option at the last minute), that earns this movie so many points from me, even before you get to the part where it has a flamethrower fight. (And the flamethrower fight was awesome, once again I can’t wait to look up the BTS.)

——In light of all of which it is absolutely killing me that the Blu-Ray cover and most of the theatrical posters for this film use the one (1) total scene where Eve wears a dress, marketing really went “Wait, we can’t just tell people we let a woman Be John Wick, quick, make it more male gaze—”

Some spoilery commentsThe fact that Wick appears in this film and ends up saving Eve a couple times at the end (rather than the film giving her truly equal status as The God Mode Player in a First-Person Shooter) perhaps slightly undermines this, and it’s undeniably a bit lol that they make her, technically, an Elite Bodyguard as opposed to an Elite Assassin (and at least marginally concerned with the welfare of a little kid, yes yes). But also a) we all know Keanu sells tickets, in-universe Wick IS the god of all assassins, and anyway the moment he had his one fight sequence I was saying to Gregory ugh he's just so fun to watch, keanu is so GOOD at this, which makes it difficult to complain; b) I did actually like the whole Kikimora thing + Eve not being a total psychopath, she reminds me of Jyn Erso rather; c) NOT THAT YOU COULD TELL, ANYWAY, given the amount of carnage she causes from about the 30% mark, lmfao; and d) at no point in this movie is it remotely believable that Eve’s motivation is anything other than Revenger Murder Revenge. The bad guy may think she’s after Elle, but both Gregory and I were like—uhhh, my guy, are you sure she even remembers that Elle exists?? And indeed there is every sign that she doesn’t, right up until she literally trips over her at the end, lol.

All this just to say that on the whole these decisions don’t actually detract from Eve being treated basically like the male lead of this same series; on a meta level I’m sure these probably were rooted in attempts to gesture towards [the caring feminine nature] or whatever the fuck, but in actual practice they are uhhh, mostly not there at all, and also this stuff does work well within the story, obviously Eve having some humanity in addition to being a murder machine is not actually a bad thing. And also the ending implicitly puts her on equal footing with Wick by also making her hunted by the Continental! Love that!

The bit of “fight like a girl” dialogue and the end credits song were the only two moments that felt really ham-fisted about Female Power™, but these are such minor points in the grand scheme that I’m whatever (and obviously fact that weight devisions exist in judo + men are usually physically heavier is true, it’s just that this really does feel like the cheesiest most Girl Power way they could have possibly phrased this problem).

Anyway! Was this as great as Wick 3 and 4, perhaps not, but it was good and absolutely stylistically on-theme and I enjoyed it a great deal. This is the right direction!! More of this please!! I would absolutely watch three more films of Eve Macarro murdering her way through assorted mooks. (Oh, and of course Le Castle Vania’s soundtracks were terrific as always, no notes, the bass drop in that club scene was [chef’s kiss].)

Obligatory Russian language note: every single person in this film puts the stress on the wrong syllable of the word “kikimora” and it is physically painful to me, it is keeKEEmora (кики́мора) (and with o -> a vowel reduction in the last syllable so it sounds more like “kikimara,” but never mind), not kikiMORa, please, I am begging. You gotta pronounce it as if it is a Japanese surname! (And also Wick should still be the Babai, not the Baba Yaga, I will die on this hill.)

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So I'm still on a Jason Pargin kick. This is definitely a Jason Pargin book (bizarre, convoluted, funny, much sweeter and kinder than you'd expect). Unlike most of his other books, there are no horror or SFF elements; this one is more of a straightforward(ish) satirical action/thriller/comedy. Also, Jason Pargin continues to have the best titles around. (The next book in the John Dies at the End series is There Are No Giant Crabs in This Novel: A Novel of Giant Crabs. I cannot wait.)

Anyway, back to this book.

Abbott is a 26-year-old Twitch streamer, incel, and part-time Lyft driver who shows up on a call to a parking lot, where he finds a girl about his own age with a mysterious black box, who introduces herself as Ether (clearly not her real name) and offers him $200K in cash to drive her across the country, on the condition that he a) does not ask her what's in the box, b) does not open the box, and c) leaves his phone and other electronics behind. Abbott, who still lives with his emotionally abusive dad, agrees on the principle that this will give him the ability and agency to move out (failing to realize that the money isn't really the issue; wherever you go, there you are, etc).

However, before he leaves, he broadcasts one last Twitch stream in which he tells his followers that he'll be gone for a few days on an errand. Since this is wildly out of character for Abbott, his followers and online friends immediately conclude that he's been kidnapped or is otherwise in trouble, and start a Subreddit to track him. Abbott, phoneless, is blissfully unaware that he and his companion are the subjects of an online media frenzy, or that they're being pursued by a growing number of people who are after the box and/or them, including a homicidal biker, a disgraced FBI agent with a specialty in online conspiracies who is convinced the box contains a nuclear bomb, and Abbott's dad, as well as a lot of online wannabe heroes.

It turns out that "black box of doom" refers not just to the box that is the book's Pulp-Fiction-style maguffin, but also (and perhaps foremost) online echo chambers that isolate people and turn their entire world into a popularity spiral in which they are terrified to voice their real opinions, and any controversy can blow up into a literally life-ending scandal.

I think the thing that makes this book work for me is that it's not terribly ham-handed and mostly just lets the characters be people (and genuinely isn't afraid to let them be terrible people now and then). The point is that we're all flawed; the point is that the world is better than you think; the point is that the people who think the only real world is offline and the ones who live completely within a screen are equally right and wrong. Abbott's online friends are real friends (one of them is one of the most helpful and resourceful people who gives them a hand on their increasingly bizarre and problem-prone road trip), and the people who say they're not, including Ether, are wrong; Abbott's dad, who is at least 50% of the reason why Abbott is Like That and thinks his son is wasting his life online and failing at Life, while successful by real-world standards is just as isolated, miserable, and emotionally repressed as Abbott is, but is also a Big Damn Hero when he has to be. Ether has embraced the ethos of living off the grid and insists that people are wasting their lives in the electronic world, but it was the online world that shaped her and created her biggest success and failures. You can make real connections online, but you also need to get offline and touch grass once in a while. It's not either/or.

This book also includes a chapter written by a conspiracy nut on a wall, lot of subreddit posts, and a climax that made me keep having to put the book down because I was laughing so hard. It's absolutely not going to be to everyone's taste, but I really liked it.

A brief, spoilery comment on pairings in the book:
about Abbott and Ether mostlyWhile Ether is definitely the first girl Abbott's ever had an emotionally intimate relationship with, they do not fall in love and in fact don't even really *like* each other for most of the book. By the end, they've risked their lives for each other a few times and are tentatively friends, but that's as far as it goes. I really liked that. (Abbott's dad and conspiracy theorist FBI agent Joan Key are definitely banging, however, and more power to 'em.)

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